1. That I ate cookies last night before dinner.
2. That I gave a cookie to my little one before dinner.
3. I didn’t shave my legs.
4. That I don’t have cable TV.
5. That my husband has the man cold.
6. I threw a bunch of student work in the recycle bin.
7. That the pretty girl in high school is still pretty.
8. That I put candy corn in my daughter’s lunch box.
9. That I put off doing laundry.
10. That I am ordering out tonight instead of cooking.