If evolution were true there would be some much-needed improvements to women. Over the history of man AKA women, we would have adapted the necessary adjustments to make our lives easier.
The first is an obvious one…we as women would have grown extra arms. Not only are we required to carry our own stuff often times we will be saddled with various little humans as well as their belongings. Whether it be a diaper bag, a backpack or various toys. Extra arms would be a must! Along with those extra arms one extra-extra long arm to reach way into the back of the minivan for the book that was just thrown back there and is needed RIGHT NOW while careening down the highway at 65 miles per hour!
Eyes in the back of the head. Those would be very needed! This will help when we use our extra-extra long arm to find that book in the back of the van but also to help in keeping an eye on what is really going on. When a child asks you “what is this” you can answer honestly and don’t just have to guess what they are holding in their hands….again as you are careening down the highway at 65 miles per hour. Eyes in the back of the head would be handy for when cooking dinner and yet the little human needs you to watch her 100th cartwheel for the thousandths time! Extra eyes will also help sassy faces after you have given the what for when they are disobeying. You know the usual eye roll or stink eye when they think you are not looking!
A heightened sense of smell! Instead of sniffing every item on the floor or sniffing every small human or fur baby to find the offensive smell a heightened sense of smell will allow you to go directly to the source of the offensive odor and remove it promptly from the house. This could also benefit when you are with small humans in a small space as to find out if you need to do a prompt diaper change!
A heightened sense of hearing. When small humans or grown up husbands are on another floor you can really know what they are doing! We all know when a small human is quiet for an extensive amount of time some sort of mischief is probably afoot!
The ability to sleep with eyes open. Can you imagine the ability to sleep while doing mundane tasks like dishes? Or sleeping while watching My Little Pony for the fifteenth time that day? All appearances you are awake and functioning but really your brain has shut down for a cat nap!
But alas we have made none of these adaptations over the years which is one of the many reasons why I do not believe in evolution. So for myself, I rely on the daily Grace of God to get me through each day. Carry on my dear mother carry on…literally!